The act of sprinting at someone from a distance, with pants at ankles, and forcefully driving one's penis into the exposed anus with a leap and a thrust.
"When i saw a blur go by, i turned around in horror and realized far too late that jimmy was preparing to give me a texan piledriver"
by Dnutzzz November 6, 2009
The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.
I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!
by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011
by Vinchtsbtc October 19, 2018
Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.
by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017
The action taken to solve a situation, usually by means of something barbaric like wrestling. People of lesser strength tend to lose this type of solution.
Guy1: hey, that was my foods D:
Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*
Guy1: sniff
Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*
Guy1: sniff
by girrocks May 15, 2011
by Team Texas April 2, 2009
The act of refilling a drink at an establishment or event, the immediately exiting said establishment or event.
Person 1: “I’m about to pull a Texan Refill at the Burger King.”
Person 2: “Great! I should pull one too!”
Person 2: “Great! I should pull one too!”
by private_johnie February 11, 2022