When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.

The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.

A short older man or "Gremlin" hiding in your basement waiting for you to fall or get stuck so he can proceed to give you a Texas chilli bowl

Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.

Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana

When you put barbecue sauce in someone’s ass or vagina and then you fuck them

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.