When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.

When you hit 88 while on an airplane.

transporting the diarrhea shit from one asshole to another through a feeding tube.

Teleporting is slang for giving a handjob, primarily used in the Ypsilanti/Flint Michigan area by youths.

Usually, teleporting happens when people run out of money and still need to get somewhere. Usually, the person will make a deal with someone like a trucker to get where he needs to go.

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery

Something that you use on bread for 3 days

Anything that can take you places through time and space