A 12 year old who says he is best player that ever touched a shooting game for phones and iPads named Critical Ops, Surge iOS is a YouTuber in the Critical Ops community who actually thinks he is amazing, even though he could not rank above diamond for months. Certain sources claim that another YouTuber named Manthis roasted him in a song and Surge iOS got banned from Critical Ops on the same day, although it is not clear if these two events are related.
If Surge iOS didn't skip school to upload Critical Ops videos everyday, maybe he could actually spell words at the fourth-grade level.
by GS Joker April 15, 2020
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A unexpected and/or explosive gushing of "santorum." Frequently caused by post coital flatulence.
After Tom had a santorum surge in my bed, I had to change my sheets
by CptFitz January 05, 2012
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When you really need to poop, then it suddenly all comes out without you knowing.
"I was walking down my street then I had an anal surge it hurt my asshole so bad"
by Grundle Gargle June 11, 2016
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As explained by Kevin...

When the tingle of yummy hits the back of your throat and makes you smile a little.
Z: Kev, what's the smile for?
Kev: That jelly cookie gave me a surge of yumminess <with a grin>
Sean: My gordita gives me a surge of yumminess all the time <with a BIG grin>
by His Roylal Throbness August 05, 2005
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The intense feeling of pain that comes in waves right before explosive diarrhea. Intestinal gurgling with tightening of the guts is common. Often accompanied by the meat sweats.
After I ate that 32 ounce steak, I immediately had shit surges on the way home in the car.
by groady280 August 07, 2017
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