explaination to children of y something is having sex with another or explaination of what you are doing when they see you having sex.
Mommy what's that doggie doing? Its the stork call hunny he wants the stork to bring him a baby.
by dc kerlin February 29, 2008
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(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite April 29, 2011
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Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.
GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.
by ...Anonymoose October 16, 2019
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Verb-to stork, storking. Past tense- storked. To travel as such high speeds as to be at the edge of one limits of control.
I was storking down that bitchinroad to get here before all the tasty buds were gone, brah!
by Flying_irish January 24, 2018
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A tall, lanky individual, most commonly named Matt, that slightly resembles a large bird with feather like hair. This individual also likes to steal Bic lighters for sport.
Man I got storked last night, can I borrow your lighter ?
Buddy I have been storking everyone lately look at all the lighters I have!
Matt has to be awake early so that he can cock-a-doodle-do at the crack of dawn. What a stork?
by Sharmzatron August 09, 2015
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Like uhaul, it’s when one person of the relationship is advocating for a baby soon after beginning to date.
“That girl is crazy, she’ll stork you within the first month.”
by Yosoytaytay January 09, 2020
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To Drop a baby into a person. When two people have consensual sex and the male impregnates the female.
Defined I am going to stork that B!tch tonight
by Zombie Sunshine November 04, 2017
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