When you wrap a baby up in a blanket and carry the blanket like a stork would in those cartoons.
Don’t wake him up. Just stork the baby and bring him to his crib.
by shifty hobo April 02, 2019
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Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female. Of or pertaining to sexual relations with a female.
"Getting Stork"

Denise is coming over later so we gotta hit the pharm. and get condoms. I'm trying to get some stork tonight.

Yo that girl is all over you! Better call you a cab, I think she's trying to get storked!
by BensonP September 04, 2015
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When a girl jerks a guy off using her feet. nuff said.
Alex:"this chick was crazy last night she tried jerkin me with her feet"
Dan:"Ahh, the ol' stork in the cabin eh"?
by Ralford November 16, 2010
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To go on a blind date only to find that your date resembles a stork.
Man, Brian hooked me up with this girl and she was a total stork! *stork date
by Bacon Steve July 04, 2006
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(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite April 29, 2011
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