To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 02, 2019
by Speedy Unicorn September 16, 2020
by Speedy Unicorn September 16, 2020
by Speedy Unicorn September 16, 2020
Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.
Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”
Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao
Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao
by xbicyclebitch June 02, 2021
by DJ LIL NICKA March 02, 2016
Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.
Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together
by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020