A term for a female orgasm. It is both a verb and a nounYou just sploooooge. This term is erroneously applied to men, but these people are wrong! Just like only women can menstruate, only women can splooge. Simply put, splooge is to women what jizz is to men...
When I'm with my bf, it's always a splooge fest for me.
by sassyfrand January 19, 2011
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Means:
1) To pwn somebody so terribly that they must hide their face in everlasting shame.
2) In the game Super Smash Brothers Melee, it is the slang term for Mr. Game and Watch's Down B attack which excretes oil upon another character's face/body.
1) Damn, he just got splooged by that guy in counterstrike.

2) Wow, his Mr. Game and Watch just totally splooged you into defeat.
by Kirbz February 21, 2006
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The reaction of a certain member of society who cannot control their male organs when questioned by a female.
"Whats your name?"

"OMG GRIMSBY COLLEGE *splooge pants*"

by Paul_m May 23, 2007
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A liquid like substance emmitted from the penis when the penis owner has reached his sexual climax.
OH shyt bitch! Oh my GOD! AH, OH almost..... Oh! SPLOOOOOOGE!
by Sploogie April 02, 2003
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giz ( joy juice ) or ne thing that gets on you or on something
oh damn, i got splooge all over me! haha jeff blew his load on the table and its got splooge all over!
by abigail October 05, 2002
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Chunky jizz that spurts out of a rhinoceros
He ate all seventy cans of splooge thinking it was mayo
by Fudgedragon2005 July 22, 2019
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