When you take a massive shit and the poop splashes the water up towards your ass, making it wet. The cure for this disease is to take toilet paper and rub it on your ass to absorb the water. To prevent this from ever happening to you, every time you have to take a shit, massive or not, take some toilet paper and put it on top of the water in the toilet, so when the poop falls, nothing splashed up because the toilet paper is preventing it to do so.
“FUCK! I JUST GOT SHIT SPLASHED!” Kyle yelled from the bathroom.

“What the fuck are you on Kyle? What is Shit Splash?” James yells from the kitchen.

“IT’S WHEN YOUR POOP FALLS INTO THE TOILET AND SPLASHES THE FUCKING WATER IN THE TOILET BACK UP INTO YOUR ASS! IT’S FUCKING NASTY!”
by Sunvibe August 02, 2021
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When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.
I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.
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A attack used by Noriaki Kakyoin from the manga/anime series Jojo's bizarre adventure Stardust Crusaders that has been used very often against the antagonists in the series, to sum it all up quick of how it works, go read below.
Kakyoin: Take this, emeraalld splaaashhh!!
Villain shoves it off as if it's nothing
Kakyoin: What, but there's no way. No one can just deflect the emerald splash!
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the act of spraying your cum on a girls face so it cannot be blocked or in this case "deflected
person 1: hey man do see jessica over there?
person 2: yeah i gave her the emerald splash last night
person 1: saaaame bro
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Emerald Splash is anundefectable attack from Kakyoin
Jotaro: *Deflects Emerald Splash*

Kakyoin: Nani the fuck!? No one can just DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH
by Yo Momma Gay May 26, 2019
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When the man lays flat on the floor with his mouth open, the woman suspended high above him plays with herself until she squirts and flaps her arms like a bird and makes teradactal noises.
Oi mate me and the lass got well frisky the other night, I let her teradactal splash me!
by Yamama-all-day-fam February 12, 2016
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A word phrase used as a question, or greeting to see what’s going on in that moment of time.

EX: “what’s up?”, “what’s going on?”, “what’s happening?”, “what’s popping?”.
by Awwwp April 25, 2019
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