Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.

When you nut on your hand and slap a girl in the face with your nut filled hand

This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.

This is a phrase commonly used by UK MC's that means going on an instumental and killing it.

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

When you take a massive shit and the poop splashes the water up towards your ass, making it wet. The cure for this disease is to take toilet paper and rub it on your ass to absorb the water. To prevent this from ever happening to you, every time you have to take a shit, massive or not, take some toilet paper and put it on top of the water in the toilet, so when the poop falls, nothing splashed up because the toilet paper is preventing it to do so.

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.