"Hey Jim, my wife just left me"
"Sorry to hear that, have you tried the final solution?"
by Georgecloony1234 January 25, 2017
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To solve a problem with a half assed attempt, utilizing poor quality materials with little thought to as how long the fix will last.
The trunk of my car would not stay shut, so I came up with a Presidential Solution and wired it shut with a coat hanger.
by ArfcomModerator December 10, 2008
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-MiniMarts of shit mobile aka: T mobile. Usually spring up outside successful electronic stores that sell wireless. Mostly employs inexperienced young crackers. Like flies on shit, they buzz all around their booth stuffing shit mobile down your throat. aka hawker
"Hey lets go to sharper image."
"I don't know, look at all those prepubescent mobile solutions young boys trying to sell you shit mobile. fuck it lets go home"
by jim sweeney August 16, 2006
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defined as the remedy for many of today's social ills, including over abunance of minorities. Often used in conjuction with alchoholism and fornication.
The Halo 2 player utilized Solution Six to combat his depression and irrational hatred for Blacks.
by Lord Commodore January 23, 2005
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A change management programme/project/activity/task engineered to produce the status quo.
We must implement a pragmatic solution to maximise the utility derived from available resources without imposing constraints on existing infrastructure.
by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 03, 2003
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"The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.
"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"

"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
by Dank Salmon September 09, 2016
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