when you text the name of your state police agency to your phone to prevent them from apprehending you
The slammer shield kept the historical American’s friends out of prison during their illegitimate times.
by Coop Dupe December 08, 2019
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The art of becoming so inebriated one or a group of individuals become incarcerated for the evening.
"Yeah man let's get slammer sloshed and see who's on the cell block tonight."
by b.a.s.k. January 12, 2010
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When a lady uses a set of chopsticks to jerk you off while sucking your cock
If my wife gives my cock a shanghi slammer, it doesnt get her stroke hand dirty.
by chino_on_ice January 15, 2012
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When doing doggy style a girl beings to poop, while she’s halfway prairie dogging the dude proceeds to slam his erect penis into her poop shoot.
My dick smells like poop after giving Hayley an Alabama slammer.
by Mcfucker March 12, 2020
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When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.
Our threesome ended with an Alabama slammer. Wham!
by Chili67 May 21, 2021
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When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.
Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.
by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019
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