a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things
Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.
by Matt-fu January 29, 2009
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A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!
No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!
by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004
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Did you see the retard rocket go down the hill, no wonder why they're dumb....they hit so many cars.
by Submerge October 03, 2003
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Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.
Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.
by Shawn E. April 15, 2003
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If u cant figure out wat a short bus is then u should probably be riding on it.
by flash999 September 12, 2009
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A line of about 2 or 3 people waiting to have sex with a female in the room. The term is used when there is not enough people to be considered a train.
"This girl is really trying to have this train happen, let's go"
"But there's only 3 of us, it's not much of a train"
"Guess we'll just run a short bus"
by Man E March 26, 2018
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a person who is slow or is acting or behaving like they are alow and/or have no sense.
Why are you acting short bus?
Quit being short bus, go stupid?
by Ranissa June 25, 2006
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