shit spicket

When someone talks so much shit is just pours out like water from a spicket

Wanna fight you fucking shit spicket- Abraham Linclon

by The wise ginger March 5, 2016

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Shit Spinner

A slow mechanical hard drive someone's operating system is installed onto.

I have a fast computer with an SSD, I see your slow computer is still using a shit spinner.

by warwagon1979 February 17, 2022

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shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.

Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...

by alchemist March 15, 2014

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Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

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Shit Splash

When you take a massive shit and the poop splashes the water up towards your ass, making it wet. The cure for this disease is to take toilet paper and rub it on your ass to absorb the water. To prevent this from ever happening to you, every time you have to take a shit, massive or not, take some toilet paper and put it on top of the water in the toilet, so when the poop falls, nothing splashed up because the toilet paper is preventing it to do so.

“FUCK! I JUST GOT SHIT SPLASHED!” Kyle yelled from the bathroom.

“What the fuck are you on Kyle? What is Shit Splash?” James yells from the kitchen.

“IT’S WHEN YOUR POOP FALLS INTO THE TOILET AND SPLASHES THE FUCKING WATER IN THE TOILET BACK UP INTO YOUR ASS! IT’S FUCKING NASTY!”

by Sunvibe August 2, 2021

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