What you do right now Is surfing shit

When you shit unexpectedly without warning or when poop barges through your backdoor like a swat team

the act of having a broomstick shoved up your ass.

A Swiss dip but then you defecate on their forhead

When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth

Masturbating with razor blades and sulfuric acid

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.