by tigga72 September 24, 2008
by SandraDee181 February 03, 2021
Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.
a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012
Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan
by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020
Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.
by Jacklemen Hearse September 03, 2008
"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude
"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man
"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man
by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020