A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.
by Transformers3People0 August 03, 2011
Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.
by Dan August 23, 2008
Objects used, typically worn, that inhibit the actions of tanning, pimping, and being totally sweet.
by Ozone April 27, 2004
by sheley125 April 11, 2009
by oi3twse October 19, 2015
by Akiyn October 13, 2020
The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.
Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.
by dburneikis August 20, 2011

