(1) A phrase worthy of being placed on a t-shirt. (2) The placing of said phrase on said t-shirt.
A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.
by Transformers3People0 August 03, 2011
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Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.
Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.
by Dan August 23, 2008
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Objects used, typically worn, that inhibit the actions of tanning, pimping, and being totally sweet.
Leddy, Wags, and Thach took their shirts off when some smokin' chicas came by.
by Ozone April 27, 2004
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The object that covers up a nice pair of breasts.
O man vivek... that shirt is covering up her tits man.
by sheley125 April 11, 2009
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Peice of cloth, used to cover of the belly and cest, and back.
Julie, should I wear this shirt, or this shirt? Clothing
by oi3twse October 19, 2015
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When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.
Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.
by Akiyn October 13, 2020
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The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.
Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.
by dburneikis August 20, 2011
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