The Shame is a hard animal to classify. While many of its features resembly roughly those of a human, its intelligence is approximately that of a dog. For this reason, scientists have decided to classify it as a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes). The Shame has large callouses on its hands because of its constant use of its calculator. It will attend Miami University assuming the school doesn't discover its debated status. It aspires to one day be its sister.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

The quintessence of shallowness bred with the epitome of ignorance.
A pure polish girl who exists only to flaw the Universe.
The thing without which the world would be better off.
It lives in The Shouse, owns The Shog, and was conceieved by The Shother and an unknown Polish man of pure blood. Her stepfather is known only as Pepe and he has only one child with The Shother; he and his child are the only beings of intelligence in The Shamily.

A state of being shameful after a night of heavy drinking. When you were a total asshole, nightmare then night before and now that you have slept it off you are back in a normal state of mind and you feel a large amount of guilt for your actions.

(Proper Noun)
An unimaginable terrifying creature that conceived itself many years ago. Its story is both shocking and paradoxical.
As a crackwhore with nine children, a twenty-nine-year-old The Shame stumbled upon a new Pentagon project--how it got in is a story of its own. The 'project' was an experimental time machine, created using the theory of relativity's laws. Chanting,in its 'Cartman'/ghetto/high-pitched The-Shame voice, "HAY WORK WORK WORK", The Shame got into the machine and pressed random buttons. It was instantly transfered to 1989, where, to make a long story short, it married a Mexican man (Pepe) and had two children during an affair with a Polish man. Thus, The Shame BECAME The Shother and conceived itself!
The shame is also responsible for many other things, such as flawing the Matrix, destroying shuttle Discovery, and making hobbits so small.