by OneBadAsp November 03, 2006
Timon: Who's the monky?
Nala: He's going back to challenge Scar for the throne.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle and take his place as king.
Timon & Pumbaa: Oh...
Nala: He's going back to challenge Scar for the throne.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle and take his place as king.
Timon & Pumbaa: Oh...
by Roquivo April 21, 2005
You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
by jungle kitty September 15, 2008
by Big Robert March 02, 2005
What manly men show each other at night (especially when drunk) as a show of courage, strength, and testosterone. Oftentimes accompanied by a story that often involves a bar fight of some variety, even though 90% of scars are just from surgery or other non life threatening factors. So just about every story is complete BS or the facts are really out of proportion.
Drunk Redneck 1: *Points to lengthy scar across chest* See this one? I had to beat the shit out of a bear with my hands to get that one.
Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg.
*long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*
Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg.
*long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*
by Certificated January 15, 2010
Pumba: "Did you hear about that scarring in the canyon last week?"
Timon: "That must have really scarred Simba"
Timon: "That must have really scarred Simba"
by HolySpaceCow September 30, 2016