When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday

Is extremely gay

fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.

A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.