George Salazar is an amazing adorable human being. He is most famous for his role in Be More Chill but he has been in Percy Jackson And The Lightning Theif and in Pasadena Playhouse's production of Little Shop Of Horrors

The little shit from Resident Evil 4. He has grey hair and wrinkles that make him look old and he is so short he could be mistaken as a child, but like he said.. He is only 20.

Ah, did you say old man, Mr. Kennedy? It might come as a surprise but I'm only 20 years old."

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

A perfect human who doesn't admit she is. She is very smart and talented and she has amazing friends by her side she is a very lucky person

Certified Real Nigga, David Salazar is built DIFFERENT

A sexual act in which the male grabs a large amount of ice water while in the doggy style position and pours it surprisingly on the female. The result is a clenching sensation around the males penis. Preferably done seconds before ejaculation.

A tear gas grenade named after Ruben Salazar, a Los Angeles Times reporter who was shot and killed while getting shit faced drunk inside the Silver Dollar bar on Whittier Blvd. in East L. A. by a sheriff's deputy who accidently fired it into the front window of the bar hitting the highly intoxicated Salazar in the head on 8/29/1970. A drunk Mexican shot in the head inside an ELA bar is a daily happening, except the the fact THIS one happened to have a job at the LA TIMES - so all hell broke loose.