To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).
Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.
by Nik June 04, 2015
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When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away
He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad
by Macadamias February 02, 2015
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An event, typically between three or more patrons, where participants tangle their legs together while hanging out to show platonic affection. This often occurs while watching movies, playing Jackbox.tv games, during class breaks /recess and while sitting on floors (with or without mattresses.)

Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.
"Sorry we were late for class, we were tangled in a good leg salad and no one wanted to get up."

"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"
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a gay fag who does not know anything and sucks a dead person every single day.

he has an iq of 10 and was in grade 2 for 40 years. he is only 7 years old.the n words make fun of his prvate part sze
mohad salad means gay fag face
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A quiet shift. Used in catering/hospitality.
Zak asked "how's it been, busy?"
"No mate, dead salad" Hannah replied.
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When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
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When the man pulls out of her ass and places one testicle in her ass and one in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
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