Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.
Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush
by UniversalHermit July 05, 2015
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The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.
I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!

in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.

AKA wet dream
Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.
by TwitChy December 14, 2003
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When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time
by ballsdeep500 April 29, 2011
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A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.
Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.

Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
by ImperialCody March 26, 2010
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taking a piss on a unconcious person
the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.
by Zth The Wild thang October 15, 2006
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When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.
You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"
by iamriot January 19, 2010
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