A young woman or man who is attracted to or dates older men. Usually, twice their age or near death. The opposite of a cradle robber.
Example 1:
Me: Hey look at that guy! I wouldn't kick him out of bed!
You: That's because he wouldn't be physically able to get out of bed.... >.>
Example 2:
Me: I've got a date with this hot chick i met yesterday.
You: Another cougar?
Me: Yes, does that make me a grave robber?
Me: Hey look at that guy! I wouldn't kick him out of bed!
You: That's because he wouldn't be physically able to get out of bed.... >.>
Example 2:
Me: I've got a date with this hot chick i met yesterday.
You: Another cougar?
Me: Yes, does that make me a grave robber?
by Thianica October 05, 2011
Someone who seems to delight in making others as miserable as they are; who is annoyed when they see others happier than they are; who seem to be hell-bent on upsetting people who have positive attitudes and seem to enjoy making others sad -- these people are Joy Robbers.
A Joy Robber could be co-worker habitually shoots back negative retorts to counter your positive remarks. Or a boss seems to always say something to put you on the defensive just when your day is going well. A boyfriend, a family member, someone you know seems to always bring you down in a seemingly intentional way. It almost seems like these people have an agenda and that is to rob others of their joy. However, my personal phillosophy is I REFUSE to allow others to rob me of my joy!
by conniemod September 07, 2008
someone dating, or has dated a person who is significantly younger than them. The relationship could be sexual or non-sexual.
by Huy L. March 02, 2007
When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion
OMG!!! What happenned, it stinks. And the toilet is completely backed up!
HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!
HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!
by Kimmy Wimmy August 21, 2008
A sexual position/event taking place during a threesome (one guy and two girls). It is when a man is standing and receiving head from a girl on her knees but also at the same time a girl comes from behind and tosses his salad.
The creator was once withdrawing money from an ATM late at night when he was held up at gunpoint. He was happy to pull out cash from the machine but was soon terrorized by the mugger behind him. Therefore he thought 'midnight robber' was an appropriate name for the sexual event described as above.
The creator was once withdrawing money from an ATM late at night when he was held up at gunpoint. He was happy to pull out cash from the machine but was soon terrorized by the mugger behind him. Therefore he thought 'midnight robber' was an appropriate name for the sexual event described as above.
Yo Sage, how was that threesome you had last night with those two nurses?
Dude, it was crazy hot until they decided to run the midnight robber on me!
Dude, it was crazy hot until they decided to run the midnight robber on me!
by Sagemax December 01, 2007
(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.
by PopcornS April 18, 2011
Tyler: Dude you should go talk to Kara, she's checking you out!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!
by bowizzle69 July 19, 2006