to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear
Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"
by aminja November 14, 2006
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1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.

3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
by NiceN0b0dy1 May 13, 2018
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Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
by polos June 10, 2008
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both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.
Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.
by Almost Audible June 29, 2003
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