Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.
by A. Non February 15, 2004
3
<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.
<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.
<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003
4
A guy that shoooovels poo for the King of Town. Why the King of Town has it, we'll never know. The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. Why, we'll never know that either. I think the guy accidently swallowed some of his wassit and vowed to never open his mouth again so he wouldn't have to taste the taste of his little poop pile ever again.
Its just the way the Poopsmith is. I mean, he shovels his poop, and collect things from people doing jumping jacks.
by Max T. November 27, 2003
5
In Akron, OH there is a poopsmith. He unloads trucks and smiths poop. We don't like him, but we enjoy making fun of him. No vow of silence. Poopsmith out!!
by Jo Brown April 05, 2004
6
Here we have a rare glimpse of The Poopsmith in it's natural habitat.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.
by Matthew September 03, 2003