A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
by rastyhaf March 18, 2019
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You can get a poop sock by being the first comment on one of @compromised_poop_sockv3 posts. If you get 3 poop socks, you get a shoutout on his story.
Me:YAY I GOT 3 POOP SOCKS
Dad: WHO CARES
Everyone else: ME
by Lil TurdSox April 28, 2019
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In a dire situation, mid conversation or in an argument, the term Poop Sock is an easy scapegoat for any verbal conflict amongst other people and/orSimps. Poop Sock alone, causes confusion and anger within the conversation resulting in an implosion like response from the other party. Poop Sock can also be used as a term for a deadly weapon. Based on the hit TV show: Icarly, Sam (one of the main protagonists), carries a life threatening weapon on her person at all times; known as a "Butter Sock", she fills, what can only be assumed as a knee sock, up with frozen butter and then whips her attackers with it. A Poop Sock is similar in regard that a sock is being used as a weapon: first the sock must be drenched and soaked in feces, covering every part of the sock, then frozen poop is inserted into the sock (frozen feces must have corn in it), the text step is self explanatory.
Me: "No Forrest, I don't care what you say, Mrs. Incredible isn't thicker than Mrs. Neutron!"

Forrest: You're mentally challenged if you think that, thats probably why your skin looks like that too!"

Me: Oh yeah? Poop Sock bro, Poop Sock."

Forrest: Visible confusion

"Im gonna fucking beat your ass with a damn Poop Sock if you touch my ass again. No, no I dont give a fuck if you thinks its cute and playful, I'm sick of your bullshit bitch. Ight cool love you too grandma."
by Black jésus February 29, 2020
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Sock worn over a male's genitalia that he then uses to give anal(to a male or female) this usually renders the sock covered in feces that is quite difficult to get out
Bruh, I can't wear that sock, it's my poop sock!
by rosa parks's taint-hole January 08, 2019
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