Plated

When you lick someones arsehole like your licking your plate when you've finished a meal.

Dave said, "i plated her clean out"

by Geetthepuppiescleanout May 7, 2009

plates

P= Pussy
L= Legs
A= Ass
T= Tits (boobs)(breast)(normandy)
ES= Erection Starter

damn that bitch has p.l.a.t.e.s.!!!!

by Big Ass Blunt March 28, 2005

On a plate

A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.

“Do you wanna go to on a plate?”
“Fuck off you cunt never speak to me again “

by On a plate ambassador September 3, 2021

Plate

noun plate: a person with rather wide and short male genetalia
verb to plate: what a plate likes to do with his 'plate' (if you catch me drift ;) )

'he was tunneling into you like thunderbird four with his plate!!!!'
'what a PLATE!!!'

by Julia Reynolds March 10, 2007

Plate

Overall if a girl is flat; she could be flat chested or she could have a flat ass.

Front Plate - Flat Chested

Back Plate - Flat Ass

"the new girl is such a plate"

"the new girl is front plate"

"the new girl is back plate"

by Reider (helped no) February 18, 2014

plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.

I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.

by Dan Gammon August 26, 2008

Plated

Totally and uterly steaming(drunk)

I was totally plated last night!

by Adrian Roworth October 8, 2004