A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.
Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
by FunkyVandor June 01, 2010
by Heathster August 05, 2007
The word used when two people find that a moment has become awkward for both of them. Often when the two are crushing on each other and don't know it.
by Thecoolestpersoninyourheart July 17, 2014
Its just like a yellow apple, and then you grab a pine cone, cover it up with green paint. STICK it into the apple and boom. You have a pineapple
Teresa: Yo did you know a pineapple is just an apple and a pine cone?
Patricia: What the fuck you’re amazing Teresa-
Patricia: What the fuck you’re amazing Teresa-
by sayangouwu December 27, 2018
Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.
Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I
Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I
by pseudojones June 19, 2014
The single greatest fruit ever to exist. It is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. It's increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. It shall soon have a religion based around it.
by PineappleDude December 12, 2005
A flexible word, 'pineappled' refers to being fucked around or fucked up. Except in a worse way, (thanks to all those spiky bits).
by Morto August 09, 2005