Urban Dictionary: the pineapple's

greasy pineapple

A male cunt

That man is a greasy pineapple.

by Jade_rose January 13, 2018

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The german pineapple

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!

I heard jimmy did the german pineapple

by III TTT June 19, 2020

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tickley pineapple

The sexual act of inserting a pineapple up the rectum and having it tickle the tubes while ripping and bleeding, but inducing overall enjoyment.

Oh dear there is so much blood coming out of my anus, I must of got a tickley pineapple last night.

by Okssor13 June 25, 2021

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Tight as a pineapple

A feeling meaning the person is all good and fine.

"How are you today?" Martin asked.

-"I'm tight as a pineapple." Walter replied.

by Masih April 12, 2019

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white pineapple

The act of ejaculating inside of a pineapple and leave the cum in it leaving the insides white

Parker: hey idk what you did to the pineapple but it’s amazing Jackson: oh jeez blayne did the white pineapple again
Blayne: teehee
Parker: man it’s just.. idk it’s salty and it’s discolored but it’s just magnificent

Jackson and Blayne: Parker listen that’s pretty FUCKING GAY

by AlaskaNibbasBeLikeDamnItsCold July 19, 2019

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white pineapple

an exotic fruit dyed white.

I had a white pineapple for lunch from Barbados.

by Maths Debator February 21, 2020

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swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy February 24, 2011

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