A fruit, that is known to make your pussy tates ALOT sweeter and is recommended for good taste of the pussy.
by SuperHott January 04, 2008
-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.
Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!
by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH November 17, 2016
by Frakseno March 13, 2006
An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.
Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012
the best fruit ever that is the better then sex, weed, alchol, or tactical nukes and that only lames are allergic to.
by lawnmower owner 12 March 17, 2010
A magical mystery. It's not a pine; nor an apple! So what the heck is it?
A way off naming something that makes not sense so you call it a pineapple.
A anti vegetable thing that you can eat. It taste like shit.
A way off naming something that makes not sense so you call it a pineapple.
A anti vegetable thing that you can eat. It taste like shit.
by dreadlordhg October 20, 2016