A Pineapple is truly the most amazing, spectacular thing of the human race. It is a thing of beauty, something that should be worshipped and loved by all that know it. The Pineapple is truly superior to such average fruits as the apple, pear and lemon. The only fruit that comes close to a pineapple is the Nectarine but still the Pineapple is in a different league to all these.

The Pineapple is said to have solved both World War 2 and Amy Winehouse's drug problems, both potentially fatal events. It is a great companion of Ghandi and has also been called king upon men - great words spoken by Stephen Hawking as the Pineapple is about the only thing that keeps him sane.

The last fact of the Pineapple is that I have some in my fruit bowl. Also buy them from Tescos or Morrisons as the rest taste like a very dirty bottom.
Woah, there's a Pineapple over there and Oh My GOD he's looking at us!
by pineapple-lover August 11, 2010
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A girl who has sex with your boyfriend and forces you to watch
I don't trust her she's a Pineapple.
by Eh_fuckoff January 05, 2019
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Rarely used slang for vagina.
I'm gonna kiss your eyes
Then I'm gonna kiss your neck
Then I'm gonna kiss your tummy
Then I'm gonna kiss your PINEAPPLE (whoo!)
--The B-52's: "Strobe Light"
by dingo727 May 14, 2006
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An Australian $50 note.
(It is yellow/gold clour).
Every note has a name. (see piglet, pavarotti/tenner, lobster, treefrog)
the dealer said it was $45, I only had 2 lobster's(Australian $20 note) so I gave him my last pineapple.
by Diego June 24, 2003
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