A term coined by Ben Adelman in his article '5 Ridiculous Attempts at Crime Fighting that Actually Worked.' A Ghetto Pinata is a person on and in which you can find an excessive amount of drugs.

A drug in the form of digitalized happiness and cuteness, side effects include blindness, thanks to the fact that every single color is bright and cheerful, and staring at it for to long can do serious damage to your retinas but also cure depression.

A parking meter that is in the process of being beaten with a baseball bat or other blunt object, for the purpose of breaking it open and stealing the change inside.

When you take a crap and it is so long that it tips forward and hits the back of your sack.

when a Mexican midget eats a lot of candy. Then he dances until he throws it up.

the occurrence of going to Mexico for vacation or some other event, then being hung up by a rope, and beaten by small Mexican children in order to obtain your vital organs then sell them.

When you dump your load into a mature woman's mouth and then beat her with your penis, causing the load to explode out of her mouth like a pinata