The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 06, 2017
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Is the act of after having sex, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. This practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). Your cant say i didn't tell you.......
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"

The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!
"Dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a Cincinnati pinata! She loves it! She can only have one when she has been good though!"
by K.C. Man May 29, 2007
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When are eating some chick out on their period while the little string is out, grab it with your teeth, pull it out and shake it around like a dog.
Bryon gave Tawny a mean Pitbull Pinata.
by smaldo2334 November 11, 2008
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verb. the act of tieing a female up(hog style), hanging her from the ceiling, proceeding to beat her in the stomach with a Lousiville Slugger until she begins to vomit and bleed profusely. The winner of this event can take the honor of engaging in furious mexican intercourse with the lucky female. This is followed by a homecooked burrito dinner by the female
"For Joses 19th birthday, his dad bought him a keg Tecate(popular Mexican beer) and a stripper. His dad thought it would be a good idea to Mexican pinata that bitch. Jose will never forget his 19th birthday. Jose is now the Triple A home run king for the Columbus Clippers and the stripper is a parapeligec"
by Tyjuice Nukkaballa December 19, 2005
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Is the act of after having sex, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. This practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). You cant say i didn't tell you.......
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"

The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!
"Dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a Cincinnati pinata! She loves it! She can only have one when she has been good though!"
by K.C. Man May 29, 2007
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First shove a baseball bat into the ass of an unsuspecting bitch. While this bitch has the surprised look on her face and a wide gaping mouth, shit into her face hole. THEN... rip the bat out of her corn-hole and violently knock her teeth out with the force of Barry Bonds on steroids. Finally, once her teeth are on the ground, pick through the shitty carnage and collect teeth like candy. Bring the kids for good clean family fun.
Hey kids!, Watch mommy as daddy gives her a Peruvian Pinata
by JAMES COLLIN OHARA June 19, 2010
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A Jewish Pinata occurs when someone's change falls out of their pocket onto the ground and a number of people rush over to pick it up for themselves.
I pulled my phone out of my pocket in the hall today and 5 dollars in change fell out. It was the biggest Jewish pinata i've ever seen
by Seymour Snatch May 29, 2011
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