by Extremelylargepenisman August 19, 2017
the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
You have 1 New Text Message
MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?
YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?
YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
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