A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.
‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’
by Mr pregnant pillow November 28, 2017
Ben could not sleep last night, so he used his sister Lana's tits as a sex pillow and he could sleep very peacefully.
"Hey Kylie! I like your ass! Can I use it as a sex pillow to rest on it?"
"Of course! Put your head on it."
"Hey Kylie! I like your ass! Can I use it as a sex pillow to rest on it?"
"Of course! Put your head on it."
by Princess Karen September 11, 2021
-What happened? You have a bright red spot on your chin!
-Oh, it's okay. My new boyfriend has a sharkskin pillow.
-Oh, it's okay. My new boyfriend has a sharkskin pillow.
by ramdanger April 17, 2012
When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case
by Dick sleve October 08, 2018
Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.
by Brah Mang July 07, 2018
Her hair smelled so good while doing the Amish Pillow Maker. It made the experience so much more enjoyable.
by Geef Sr July 17, 2021