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Yo I just took my fun pill, I’m set for when me and will fuck this weekend, I’m even gonna let him raw dog

Man 1- bruh wtf is wrong with this peeps around this server (mentioning discord servers) they bully everyone and raid shit like it's something

Man 2- HAHA CRANE-PILLED

The man has only one look for christ's sake! Blue steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
-Mugatu, Zoolander

Bro that’s Cringe and Blue Pilled

Damn do a flip a dil and pill dude! You won't. Oh my god you really did a flip a dil and pill

(Two friends laughing, friend #1 is eating)
Friend#1: (gulp!) *cough-cough*
Friend#2: Haha..hehe, hey man, you okay?
Friend #1 Ergh!..*cough* hehe, I'm fine, just swallowed a food pill heheehe =