A process in which you take one hand and repeatedly peck a girl's butthole only using your five fingers in a beak-like configuration. After a couple seconds you proceed to peck her face with the same fingers you just used on her butthole. Then you tell her to get the fuck out of your rack. The whole process must be done in a timely fashion, preferably under 60 seconds.
"That one girl hasn't come back since I gave her The Pecker last year."
by LemonSnider February 09, 2014
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adj: Peckered - Something whick is broken and not working

verb: to pecker - to mess up or spoil.
Often used by chavs in the Birmingham area
"nahh, its bare peckered innit" - meaning "oh, its broken/spoilt etc."
by Aston Villa Fan December 11, 2005
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To be extremely tired, usually after a long and difficult trip. Often used by the British
After that trip, Tom and I were absolutely peckered!
by Jack Cranst March 12, 2010
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When you receive a text message with a picture of a guy's pecker.
Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter
by BlazNsadL October 13, 2010
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a pecker is the smallest of all cocks dean close has a pecker
dean i can see your pecker hanging out
by bob September 05, 2004
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