An avant-garde rock band from Finland, responsible for some of the greatest songs of the 1980s.
I went to the Voracity Patch concert on Wednesday night; Olaavi threw a ceramic pig at me.
by Magzz June 01, 2004
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A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.
There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.
by KG6 February 21, 2021
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A patch of white/grey in a person's Afro.
I dare you to give that guys's slap-patch a slap!
by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017
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When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
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A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.
Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
by drink91 April 17, 2010
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To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,
Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch
by Zack8855 January 19, 2019
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