a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.
Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works
by irish March 22, 2004
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denoting a woman's public hair shaved in a tiny square shape above her special area. ant. the line or the shrub.
That hottie has the patch, it's shaped like a heart.
by Teddu August 06, 2003
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Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.
"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"
by Dervint September 06, 2015
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Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.
Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.
by SeshGremlinX February 04, 2019
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To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.
Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?
by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 14, 2010
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To temporarily ignore or leave out someone, usually due to a minor fall out. Can be done face to face, by text or msn.
Girl 1: OH NO! Emma just tried to talk to me online! Urgh she is soooo annoying
Girl 2: hmm just patch her

Boy: I saw Christie today and waved at her, but she just patched me...
by patching.master January 03, 2010
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