Parker is usually to unique. You hurt somebody that care about or love and you better be prepared for a very aggressive person. Parker has a great sense of humor, they will make you laugh . They are funny but yet understanding.Parkers will always have your back as long as you got theirs. Any girl would be lucky to have a Parker. Parkers make a amazing boyfriends, and are very loyal.
Girl: have you heard about the chick is friends with a Parker
Girl2: yeah, have you heard about the girl dating him though???

Girl: she so lucky
by Rockzz Rockz October 01, 2019
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He has scoliosis.
Look at Parker over there with his 45° angle spine.
by WingChongWu October 05, 2019
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Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.
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Parker can easily be a boys name but I’m gonna explain it as a girls choice. Parker’s are often quite quiet. They prefer to observe and watch rather than express her opinion. Don’t get me wrong, they do have opinions. And deep ones. Parker’s think through everything thoroughly, although they say no quite a lot. Usually Blonds or Blacks, Parker’s have inner beauty and stunning features on the outside. She will know this but doesn’t pride herself by her looks. Her smarts are of high quality too but don’t expect her to do your homework. She can be very stubborn but is a true friend and there is no mean steak in her nature
This is my bestie Parker, no body could replace her
by Peng_Names April 25, 2019
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He is a nice kid, but he gets super hyper after a while. And then gets really annoying. Then no one wants to be around him.
Person 1: you like Parker
Person 2: yes but he is getting more and more annoying.
by TheOneMemeCreator April 26, 2019
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n.

An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.

v. tr.

To engage in such an act.
"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."
by Walt Berryman April 27, 2006
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