Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.
by Aztec03 July 23, 2018
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Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.
I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.
by QuacksO February 09, 2021
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by GigglyPie October 12, 2008
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A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
by boykisser84 June 06, 2019
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Let me sus in your pants.
by Young curry November 26, 2016
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