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The act of a male jizzing in a females eyes while open, and making her read a letter chart
"Oh my gawsh Brittney, augustine TOTALLY gave me The Optometrist last night and i swear i couldnt read past the 1st row. He sure has some thick semen"
by brittney chung October 01, 2014
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