Urban Dictionary: the one-eyed snake

the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel

I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.

by virgwith December 24, 2013

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a funny name for a penis

his one eyed snake went into her pink taco

by sqworm June 02, 2004

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A name for penis or cock.

Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!

by Mark C. August 21, 2005

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Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

He has a dangerous one eyed snake

by Kiss my ass May 09, 2003

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A penis, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.

My one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl's face last night

by Matt Wallisis February 18, 2006

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The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.

"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"

by Jackie kneoff November 01, 2015

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A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"

Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.

by gwo July 27, 2005

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