a nonexistent hope that all will be fine in a matter of twenty-four hours, often resulting in depression, this hope will make things only worse for you and your girlfriend
by random porson September 25, 2019
by Rafah Kid July 31, 2003
by Tru Fester September 08, 2003
The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.
Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."
by Jme9589 January 17, 2011
Failure to follow through on promises and/or statements made the previous night as a result of being under the influence of a mind-altering substance.
FRIEND 1: "You ready to do this man." FRIEND 2: Ahhh man, I mean...I thought we were just bullshittin'." FRIEND 1: YOOOUUU next day bitch!
by Zerofallacy December 24, 2014
the people who find out about the dirt or what everyone is talking about the day after everyone else does and asks everyone annoying questions that have already been answered.
Alan: Did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.
Dan: What a next day newsie
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.
Dan: What a next day newsie
by THEBOYZFROMLWOOD May 23, 2009