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used as a "yeah right" type phrase. often used to negate something you just said.
"dude, you owe me $50..."
"...the new."

or

"Never got drunk and puked all over myself...the new"
by Joey Gouda June 22, 2006
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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what the lips from the dairy queen commercial said before eating the waffle bowl.
lips: the new- *eats waffle bowl*

director: CUT!
by Bob3Studios April 18, 2021
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