Urban Dictionary: the nard

some people(most of which are familiar with nardcore) use this as slang for oxnard. Its just cool and stupid at the same time.

Joe - So where are you from?

Krista - The Nard

A Guy - using "The Nard" is gay, just say Oxnard.

Krista - But I'm so cool.
Joe and Guy - Oh

by homophobic June 30, 2004

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Getting wasted,drunk or shitfaced etc.

Hey buddy you wanna get narded this weekend?

by Samuel bui August 01, 2017

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1.Reference to testicles, or bravado.
2.Expletive, expressing ones dissapointment with a situation

1.Wolfman's got nards!
2.I lost the game. Nards!

by Little j (of Flylife) August 27, 2002

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1. A different, funny way to say "nuts"

It hurts to get kicked in the nards.

by Disco_Bandit February 11, 2006

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An insult equivalent, but better, than the word idiot.

That guy over there is such a nard he tried to buy blinker fluid from an auto zone.

by 1ra2ndom3 August 03, 2019

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beavis & butthead's word for nuts

hey beavis, my nards itch

by ender14450 March 04, 2006

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slang for testicle

Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!

by Jimmy October 22, 2003

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