Urban Dictionary: the muffler's

A technique for eating a girl out involving vibrating or humming your lips on the vagina.

Daniel used the muffler on Kelly and she came like a broken fire hydrant.

by KearnyMesaBowl June 22, 2017

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The. Muffler is the act of stuffing a girls panties into her anus, while she is asleep, leaving any air that escapes her anus, muffled.

" That drunk slut passed out after a hard ass pounding, so I couldn't resist giving her a nice muffler, her tiny little g-string fit right in her gaping hole"

by BBawesome August 20, 2011

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A very hairy pussy

Yo dude, you see the size of that muffler on that broad??

by Keegs February 11, 2004

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A device attached to the muzzle of a firearm to muffle the sound of firing.

My hood, illustrious; marvelous rap, screw-on mufflers. -Raekwon

by Megabruh June 05, 2010

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A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies

Your dad is a real muffler, eh?

by irascio December 14, 2007

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A cushy office seat designed to muffle your farts

Nobody can hear me farting in my cubical because I have a pretty good muffler.

by skidmarx88 April 14, 2011

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1. A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.

1. I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dragonlordsals July 19, 2004

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