Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"
Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."
Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."
by The Maester October 03, 2017
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A Texas Mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man's butthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.
This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.
Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".
This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.
Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".
While my cock took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a Texas Mudflap. I didn't kiss her the rest of the night.
by dpfanatic October 23, 2009
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this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge
Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.
by Supa Hottie February 22, 2007
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A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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A haircut that is business in the front and party in the back. The boys in Boise call it this... We call it a Mullet; Hockey Hair in Minnesota.
by MuddyRunnerGirl March 10, 2009
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Meghan, if you dont let go of my tie i'm going to turn you into one of those mudflaps on the limo. then you'll be mudflap meghan.
by p01arbear August 21, 2011
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by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012
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