A childish "man" who snares young girls with promises of fruit flavored liquor. While The Moff undoubtedly uses this tactic for sexual gratification, he almost always fails in his delivery and the trollop becomes way too drunk. All but the lowliest sluts are horrified by The Moff, and the ones who do fall usually end up puking in a public venue.
"The Moff brought this troglodyte from Thurston over to the house, fed her watermelon vodka shots .... she puked on him and herself and even managed to get a few bystanders. Long live The Moff!"
by GrahmaGraham July 16, 2008
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Moff, (Usually spelt "Moph" in english) is a highly versatile word, meaning any sort of lazy action, or a less than exceptionally executed task.

To 'Moff' (Moph) is to sit around being a layabout, and not participating in creating the greater good for society.

To do something in a 'Moffy' (Mophy) manner is to take part in an action without being very committed or performing at the zenith of ones abilities.

If something or someone looks. 'Moffy' (Mophy) it/they generally look uninterested and tired, or in the case of the object being a thing, look to be large, clumsy and/or of a funky colour.

In essence, 'Moff' (Moph) can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb or a preposition, but should be used with caution, as the word will lose it's meaning after a while.
Example 1. 'Moff is used as a verb:
Anton: What are you guys doing here?
Titus: Nothing, we're just moffing. You?
Anton: Nothing, i might aswell join you.

Example 2: 'Moffy' is used as an adverb:

Felix: How are we three goals down?
Henrik: Our goalkeeper is playing in a moffy manner.

Felix: Oh, yeah. He can be a real Moff sometimes.
by Smegway February 4, 2018
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Moff : A word used only in a small are of the Highlands of Scotland, mainly heard in a luxurious and splendid little Town called Dingwall usually used by the coolest guys in town called 'Gudgies'.
MOFF Means something spectacular, tremendous or outstanding.
"Here boi did you see Carl Davis hit 175mph down the A9 in the pure MOFF Renault Megane he has tuned up?"
by Moffatron5000 October 20, 2020
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A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).
I got zonked out on moffe.
by Computech October 21, 2007
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"moff" is a synonym for legendary, or legend.
it is moff to come up with the phrase "look, i made my DNA today, there it is, floating about like a gypsy"
by mrs de veir June 25, 2005
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Simply another name for a moth.
*Looks at a moth on the wall*
"Moff."
by Rosielotl August 21, 2019
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A term commonly used in the North East of Scotland. It means excellent, brilliant etc.
That's pure moff, like.
by PastyBlueHighlander February 11, 2011
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